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kiwiben
24th May 2010, 05:42 AM
Agrelon you scum, I notice when you sign off your posts there is no mention of any Starboard gear. What happened to the Futura 93l you were questioning us endlessly about for months? Where is the love man? I see you have gone to the dark side and now ride a JP...:mad:

You better come up with a very good explanation fast my good man or I will send an assassin forthwith.

kiwiben
24th May 2010, 05:47 AM
... and it will not be a pretty death. I won't describe exactly how it will be done, but it will involve the removal of your trousers, and your corpse will have an outline and rocker remarkably similar to the front half of your JP Super-X 106l

Apart from that, how is Hong Kong treating you? And I see you got a C3 venom fin from here in NZ... I have one of those myself, a special 42cm wide-tip prototype the guy sold me cheap straight out of his bin of test fins. I use it on my beloved Carve 121 and it is so much better than the old Drake it came with...


... :)

agrelon
15th June 2010, 02:18 PM
... and it will not be a pretty death. I won't describe exactly how it will be done, but it will involve the removal of your trousers, and your corpse will have an outline and rocker remarkably similar to the front half of your JP Super-X 106l

Apart from that, how is Hong Kong treating you? And I see you got a C3 venom fin from here in NZ... I have one of those myself, a special 42cm wide-tip prototype the guy sold me cheap straight out of his bin of test fins. I use it on my beloved Carve 121 and it is so much better than the old Drake it came with...


... :)

I CAN"T CHANGE MY SIGNATURE now that they have removed the PM option.... You don't understand how I've been dying inside at not being able to boast my new ride, my red Futura 93 Wood!

The C3 is really good, unless fully powered on a small sail it works much better than the Drake, the ride feels much more solid.

Hong Kong is treating me well, though the lack of wind right now is killing me.

agrelon
15th June 2010, 02:20 PM
Oh and for the record, the second I saw the Futura for sail my old JP was on the 2nd hand market ready to finance my new ride. Yes, I was willing to risk losing both boards, had I not kept my business skills in-line, just to get the Futura.

kiwiben
16th June 2010, 09:54 AM
Ok Agrelon, fair enough, I will let you live... and your maidenhead shall remain pure and unbroken for the forseeable future :)

reccakeys
17th June 2010, 02:06 PM
LOLZ!! what a nice fighting sequence.

reccakeys
17th June 2010, 02:07 PM
But still both of you are so cool.