You're kidding, right?
I predict that all of the responses to this thread will be completely idiotic - just like mine. Even so, I can't wait to hear from the poor over-privileged white victims of Polynesian oppression. I laugh at you in advance. The middle-of-the road golden rule and turn the other cheek conciliators - I laugh at you too. The denialists - I am rolling on the floor now.
Tell me one thing: what does this have to do with windsurfing, or starboard?